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crybabies
(2.7.98)
when will pressure groups learn they're just supplying free publicity?
shut the fuck
up
(3.28.98)
people who talk during movies must die. sorry. it's true.
guns
(4.11.98)
yup, a political, gun-control piece. no apology.
the new hollywood
(4.25.98)
how the trailblazers of the '70s gave way to the whores of the
'90s
letterboxing
(5.16.98)
this isn't as much of an issue now with the popularity of DVDs,
but we still hear the occasional dipshit sound off against "da
black bars"
setting a date
(6.13.98)
the folly of futuristic movies that get specific about when they're
set
the list is
hype
(8.8.98)
the AFI 100 list and the modern library list come in for some
swatting
genre bigotry
(8.15.98)
"i don't like westerns," "i don't like horror
movies," blah blah blah ... no, you just don't like the
bad ones
i'm with the
banned
(9.26.98)
piece written for banned books week
none of our
business
(10.4.98)
do we really need to know the gory details about the sexual
mishaps of bill clinton and j.d. salinger? does it actually extend
our life span, or something? i mean, c'mon.
not so beloved
(11.14.98)
why did beloved flop at the box office? we have a few
theories
ten years!
ten!
(11.28.98)
why you shouldn't attend your ten-year high-school reunion
ten reasons
why i hate christmas
(12.19.98)
what it says.
a good face
forward?
(2.7.99)
protesting the protests against the PJs
confessions
of an ebay addict
(4.4.99)
we're still hooked, but not as much
ten
things i hate
about ... whatever
(4.18.99)
just being randomly pissy
the book was
better
(5.3.99)
when bad movies happen to good books
rated R for
ridiculous
(6.13.99)
why the new enforcement of the R rating doesn't work
ten things
that piss
me off this week
(7.26.99)
more random pissiness. those who mourned JFK Jr. should probably
give this a wide berth. incidentally, our #6 has proven quite
prescient.
rules for the
new millennium:
on the road
(8.22.99)
our brand of recommended fascism
rules for the
new millennium:
the movie theater
(9.15.99)
more fascism
isn't it ironic?
(10.3.99)
in defense of jedediah purdy and his concern about the culture
of irony
oh, brother,
what is this?
(10.17.99)
why do the coens' movies always look stupid on paper, only to
kick ass on the screen?
the 1999 oscar
nominations:
the inside scoop
(2.12.00)
the real reasons certain people and films are or aren't
nominated
hooters
(3.19.00)
no, not a rant against the sleazy chain restaurant. rather, a
rant against movie critics' preoccupation with julia roberts'
cleavage in erin brockovich
no matter where
you go...
(12.22.01)
hey you marketing people, stop sending us offers for free DVDs
if we put your crappy banners on our site!
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