declarations of independence:
safe
desperado
the prophecy

review by rob gonsalves

director/screenwriter
Todd Haynes

producers
Christine Vachon
Lauren Zalaznick

cinematographer
Alex Nepomniaschy

music
Ed Tomney

editor
James Lyons


cast

Julianne Moore (Carol White)
Peter Friedman
(Peter Dunning)
Xander Berkeley
(Greg White)
Susan Norman
(Linda)
Kate McGregor-Stewart
(Claire)
Mary Carver
(Nell)
Steven Gilborn
(Dr. Hubbard)
April Grace
(Susan)


mpaa rating: R
running time: 119m
u.s. release: 6/30/95
video availability: VHS - DVD
official website


other todd haynes films
reviewed on this website:

- far from heaven
- superstar: the karen carpenter story


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

other robert rodriguez films
reviewed on this website:

- the faculty
- four rooms
("misbehavers" segment)
- from dusk till dawn
(short review)
- once upon a time in mexico
- sin city
- spy kids


Todd Haynes has made a career out of trying people's patience. He annoyed Richard Carpenter with his infamous, unreleased Superstar, which told the story of Karen Carpenter via Barbie dolls. He irritated me with his feature debut, Poison, an art-house flower so swollen with metaphorical pollen it could give a department of English professors a bad case of the sniffles. And in his new movie, Safe, Haynes risks losing viewers who aren't willing to stay with him through long, static, slow spots before his vision takes hold. Safe is another art-house flower, though this one is more like a Venus fly-trap. Like Hitchcock and David Lynch, Haynes lulls you with a pattern of dullness -- presentable middle-class normality gradually eroded by perversity, until finally the perversity takes over. The movie isn't in a trance -- it is a trance. And either you find it weirdly compelling or you don't. I did.

Safe is about Carol White (Julianne Moore), a passive and rather dull California homemaker who discovers that she's allergic to the 20th century -- that she has Environmental Illness, a rare disorder afflicting people who have a low tolerance for the thousands of daily chemicals and irritants that most of us, by now, take in stride. This is an actual ailment, and though Haynes' script follows something of a TV-movie disease-of-the-week trajectory, he knows a ripe symbol of modern alienation when he sees one. Carol is like an innocent alien, a cross between E.T. and David Bowie in The Man Who Fell to Earth, driven into seclusion by our intolerable atmosphere. She could represent any number of other things, too (though Haynes has insisted that we take her simply as a woman with a disease). Even her name carries associations with Carol Brady and, of course, colorlessness. In an odd way, too, Carol is linked to the Lily Tomlin character in, of all movies, the 1981 Joel Schumacher comedy The Incredible Shrinking Woman; Tomlin played an ordinary housewife whose exposure to everyday household chemicals made her shrink, and both movies share a certain anger about women who are victimized, marginalized, and finally radicalized by their own consumerist culture.

Little by little, Carol detaches herself from the outside world, suffering at the hands of clueless men who think she's just a bored rich woman angling for attention. Julianne Moore is in almost every shot, and the physical preparation she did for the role -- dropping about fifteen pounds from her already slender frame -- certainly shows. She's convincingly ravaged and weak, a helpless woman who, by the end of the movie, has seen her world dwindle to the confines of a hermetic igloo. Nobody can be trusted: not her doctor, not her insensitive husband (Xander Berkeley), not the unctuous leader (Peter Friedman) of a "safe" retreat for EI sufferers -- not even the air she breathes, which at any moment can be fouled by the exhaust of an unexpected passing truck. In the past, Moore has played red-blooded women of intelligence (especially in Vanya on 42nd Street and Short Cuts, but even in brief bits in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle and Benny & Joon). Here she plays an empty, pallid, somewhat dim woman, yet she never condescends to Carol. You're with her right from the start, when she lies beneath her husband, silently enduring his thrusting. And when her symptoms worsen and she's wheezing and gasping for air as if through a pinhole, you gasp right along with her. Without Moore's delicate portrait of disintegration, Haynes probably wouldn't have a movie.

But Safe is still an advance over Poison, a less focused study of disease and society. "Inspired by the works of Jean Genet," Poison was subversive, all right, but it was hard to tell what it was subverting. Haynes used B-movie cheapness to hook us, then turned around and sneered at the cheapness. The result was interesting, perhaps, but not very satisfying -- antagonistic rather than involving. In Safe, Haynes has a better story and a surer touch, and in the lifeless, suffocating long takes of soulless people sitting in boring living rooms he shows a Kubrickian taste for visual irony and hypnotic mood. A populist exciter like Oliver Stone might have turned Safe into a rampaging cautionary tale, with Carol venting her rage at her male oppressors (probably at a noisy press conference). Haynes isn't interested in catharsis. He likes to confound the audience, punish us for wanting an easy way out.

After Carol has been at the retreat for a while, we realize that the leader's relentless motivational talks amount to psychological fascism. "I've stopped reading the newspapers," he announces -- the negative news media being a roadblock to self-actualization. The confused, unhappy people sitting in therapy-group circles are encouraged to "take responsibility" for themselves, i.e., blame themselves for their illness; they could get better if they would only listen to the leader and become self-actualized. This section of the movie rivals Kubrick in its cold-eyed satire of the new therapy culture (just as toxic as the pollution outside, we're meant to see), where people are made to feel they can't get by without a motivational head-shrinker guru and Prozac, or at least the latest self-help book. There's nowhere for Carol to escape except into herself, which would be fine if she had a self. Safe is one of the most mesmerizing and provocative films in recent years. It's a rash of ambiguity spreading across your skin and under it, too; if Haynes has the ointment, he won't apply it.


The bad guys have a lot of guns. So does the good guy. The bad guys outnumber the good guy, but the good guy is a better shot. Bang, bang, you're dead. In Desperado, the cheerfully meaningless new action movie from Robert Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas arrives in town with a guitar case crammed with instruments of death. Flashbacks tell us that Banderas was once a mariachi who ran afoul of criminals who mistook him for an escaped convict; though this film is a self-contained story, it's a sequel to Rodriguez' 1993 El Mariachi, the famous $7,000 little-movie-that-could, starring Carlos Gallardo as the hero. Taking over the role, Banderas has been given back the fingers blown off at the end of the original; now he just has a bullet wound preventing him from playing the guitar. It does not, however, dissuade him from pulling the trigger. Repeatedly.

Desperado was made for $7 million, a three-zero upgrade of the original budget but still a pittance by today's Hollywood standards, and needless to say, it has more bang for the buck than any other movie this summer. Rodriguez is the first to admit he isn't much of a screenwriter, but as a director he has a kinetic genius that makes up for his narrative obviousness. When Banderas is pinned to the floor by a bad guy, he drives his feet up into the pachuco's chest and launches him into the air, then empties his guns into the guy, prolonging his flight. Banderas dispatches another guy by shooting a ceiling fan, which crashes down onto the guy's head; in a later shot, the still-whirring fan keeps smacking the unconscious guy in the face. Within Rodriguez' pulp formula stories are little pockets of ingenuity.

On the evidence of his two features to date (excluding his enjoyable made-for-cable J.D. homage Roadracers, which suggests a gift for comedy), Rodriguez, unlike his contemporary and friend Quentin Tarantino, isn't especially interested in toying with the narrative and themes of action cinema -- he's happy enough just working in the genre, and his happiness is infectious. (Try to think of any other action film of the last five years that had any lift or sense of play.) Rodriguez' films are all about proving something: El Mariachi proved that a 24-year-old with no crew could make an exciting and professional-looking movie for four digits, and the new movie proves he can piss with the big dogs while staying within the territory he's marked for himself. Desperado is resolutely derivative but also breathlessly athletic and violently witty. If you're attuned to it, you won't much mind the plot, which just goes from point A to point B. Playing the battle-scarred hunk, Banderas could have given a sullen, blank performance, but he comes across as soulful and gentle in almost any role, and he's worth whatever Rodriguez didn't spend on squibs and explosions. Steve Buscemi (playing a barfly called, hilariously, Buscemi) and Cheech Marin are terrific in their few scenes; Quentin, fast becoming the Michael Caine of indie cinema, tells an endless piss joke and gets blown away. Will someone please advise this man to stay behind the camera?


"See ya, kids," says Christopher Walken to a group of schoolchildren in The Prophecy. "Study your math." I don't think I've laughed harder at a movie moment since ... well, since Walken's gold-watch monologue in Pulp Fiction. Walken didn't start out playing villains, but about ten years ago, somewhere around A View to a Kill and At Close Range, he must have decided to capitalize on his unusual vocal rhythms and vampire-from-the-ice-planet features. It's been a shrewd move. In most of Walken's films now, he's the droll spider amused by the struggles of the fly. And in The Prophecy, a mostly ridiculous religioso thriller (call it Pulp Crucifixion) in which Walken plays some sort of hard-ass angel, almost everything he did struck me funny, whether or not the script intended it that way. "Hi," he says to a befuddled nurse. "Someone's gonna die soon. I can smell these things." Indeed he can; not a person or object onscreen goes unsniffed by Walken. I like to think that Walken flipped through the script, realized how lame it is, and decided to have some fun anyway. He's the only reason not to nod off.

The hero of The Prophecy is Elias Koteas as a cop who was once a candidate for the priesthood. He alone understands the nature of the war brewing in Heaven -- a war waged over human souls by bitter angels jealous of God's love for us. In a way, I like this movie because it refutes the current cotton-headed books about nurturing guardian angels on our shoulders. The Prophecy confirms that angels do exist, except they dress and act like reservoir dogs. One such angel is Simon, embodied by Eric Stoltz, who's had the exact same look for about five consecutive movies now; I expected to see a Speed Racer T-shirt under his dark overcoat. Simon, who's supposed to be a good angel, hangs out in an abandoned schoolroom, giving off child-molester vibes: "Mary -- that's a very pretty name," he remarks to a little girl. Simon picks the prettily named Mary to be the container for the soul of a recently deceased colonel -- a soul coveted by archangel Gabriel (Walken) for strategic purposes in the celestial war and, gee, are your eyelids getting heavy yet? Gabriel spends the movie stalking Mary, and I wondered why simple Simon put the soul into a vulnerable little girl instead of, say, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who could snap Gabriel in half without breaking stride.

This is Gregory Widen's debut as a director (he worked on the scripts for Highlander -- another dippy mystical number with an unaccountably large cult of fans -- and the 1991 fireman drama Backdraft), and with The Prophecy he's made what he possibly hopes is this year's The Crow -- a hip, morbid freak-out that college kids prepare for in the parking lot, if you catch my drift. But except for Walken and Adam Goldberg (Dazed and Confused) as his morose sidekick the movie is awfully short on entertainment; by the time Viggo Mortensen turns up as Satan, all atwinkle at his own evil wit, it's too little too late. Widen gets off on Gabriel's icy amorality (as do we), but he also wants us to buy his message that we humans are imperfect yet worthy couriers of God's promise of love. Movies have never been adept at this sort of jazz, and about halfway through The Prophecy I gave up and simply looked forward to Walken, who somehow triumphs over his insipid hairdo (it looks like a black cat died on his head) and makes a spectator sport out of keeping himself amused.




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