bad boys II

review by rob gonsalves

director
Michael Bay

screenwriters
Ron Shelton
Jerry Stahl
story by
Ron Shelton
Marianne Wibberley
Cormac Wibberley
based on characters created by
George Gallo

producer
Jerry Bruckheimer

cinematographer
Amir Mokri

music
Trevor Rabin
Dr. Dre

editors
Roger Barton
Mark Goldblatt
Thomas A. Muldoon


cast

Martin Lawrence (Marcus Burnett)
Will Smith
(Mike Lowrey)
Jordi Molla
(Johnny Tapia)
Gabrielle Union
(Syd)
Peter Stormare
(Alexei)
Theresa Randle
(Theresa Burnett)
Joe Pantoliano
(Captain Howard)


mpaa rating: R
running time: 146m
u.s. release: 7/18/03
video availability: VHS - DVD
official website


other michael bay films
reviewed on this website:

- armageddon
- the island
- pearl harbor
- the rock


I don't know quite when I realized it -- possibly it was when Will Smith had his arm inside a corpse's belly up to the elbow -- but Bad Boys II is Hollywood psychopathology writ large, almost demoniacal in its quest to outdo itself and destroy the audience. This isn't a daffy thrill ride like Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle -- it's more like a gut-heaving rollercoaster that won't stop until it rattles your teeth out. Yet I had a hard time staying awake through it (and it was an early-afternoon show). For all its explosive, expensive bluster, it's no better than any ten cops-vs.-drug-runners flicks of the '80s, and there isn't a moment that isn't utterly synthetic.

Perhaps that's to be expected from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay, past perpetrators of The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and the original Bad Boys, which gave us Martin Lawrence and Will Smith as renegade cops. After eight years -- during which time the world got along just fine without the further adventures of Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) and Mike Lowrey (Smith) -- they're back to squash an evil druglord (Jordi Molla) who's looking to push Ecstasy in the nightclubs of Miami. Mike is trying to figure out how to tell Marcus that he's going out with Marcus' sister (Gabrielle Union), who's also an undercover cop. For his part, Marcus is waiting for the right time to tell the cocky, foolhardy Mike that he wants a less risky partner. Less a few bombastic sequences, that's more or less the movie.

Bad Boys II shoots its works rather early, with the aggressive freeway car chase (which leaves the road littered with wrecked autos and, at one point, a boat) you might've caught in the trailer. This is the sort of movie in which a cop drives an ambulance into a mortuary just to provide a distraction for the "heroes" (what would the characters in a lesser-budget movie do? Probably fall back on their imagination). There are shootouts galore, including one in which we see a bullet pass in loving slow motion through Martin Lawrence's left buttock and slam bloodily into a Ku Klux Klansman's throat. Everything is way over the top, but since Michael Bay has none of the wit of, say, James Cameron (who knows how to stage excessive chaos with rhythm and force), it just numbs you after about an hour.

When we're not watching action blowouts, we're supposed to laugh at the film's generous helping of sick humor. For this I assume the credited screenwriters Ron Shelton (Dark Blue) and Jerry Stahl (Permanent Midnight) were responsible, though it comes off as smart writers trying to stave off boredom. Smith and Lawrence gang up on a hapless kid who shows up to take Lawrence's daughter on a date; they pelt him mercilessly with taunts and intimidation, but the actor playing the kid hardly even reacts, so there's no fun in watching the guys scare an inexpressive lump.

And the film really has it in for dead bodies (a hiding place for drugs); many of them are run over in yet another car chase, the top of a cadaver's skull falls off in a mortuary, and Lawrence is stuck hiding under a sheet with a well-endowed female corpse. There's also a fair amount of horsing around with someone's severed finger. When Joseph Wambaugh's novel The Choirboys came out almost thirty years ago, it created a stir because of the sordid exploits of its cop characters. Wambaugh's cops have nothing on the adventures of Smith and Lawrence, and they're supposed to be the heroes.




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